09
Jul
07

More than I ever wanted to know about elf sex

I had hoped that the notion of elves engaged in the physical act of love was something limited to the odious fantasies of the most fanatical Tolkein nerds. I should be so lucky. Not merely fodder for aficionados of erotic fan fiction, elf sex is the topic of an essay which I had the luck of stumbling across on my most recent late-night sojourn through the internet (and I wasn’t even looking for elf porn, let me assure you!). If you’re feeling adventurous, or if (God help you) you simply get off on this sort of thing, you can find out precisely what Tolkein officially says about elf sex. And if you think I’m even going to bother trying to find a relevant image to go with this post, you’re terribly mistaken.

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